If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.
So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m gonna take the snake in my boot and shove it up your ass.”
So that was weird.
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson